Stories from The life of Jeffrey

Friends of Jeffrey go for a bike ride:

2010-05-31T20:10:00.001-06:00

Being a beautiful spring day a group of Jeffrey's friends went for a Memorial day bike ride out to Excelsior. Danny & Pat Ripka, Caroline Fletcher, Ruth Thompson, John, Paul Hasse & Kim.

These pictures have nothing to do with the ride but what the heck.......................................

2010-02-21T13:50:00.000-06:00

Fred Is known as such a babe magnet that my freinds have begged me to let them borrow him/her so that they could add some 'spice' to their otherwise boring social life.

Fred and HOT CHICKS...

2010-01-29T19:29:00.003-06:00

Most of all, Fred likes HOT chicks.............................

And The Hotties like him...err HER...ahhh? that is another story!!!

Men Like FRED!

2010-01-28T19:06:00.001-06:00

Any bikinis here?

Kids find Fred interesting

2010-01-27T20:39:00.003-06:00

Look, Nancy..

Look Nancy look,

all the little people who love Fred.

...Not a bikini in the group!

Is it summer yet?

2010-01-27T20:13:00.001-06:00

1/27/2010, 5* with -15* windchill......

Fred is thinking ahead to the happy days of summer, chillin at the lake. Wherever Fred goes he is the life of the party. For some strange reason people just love the hold fred up and cheer.

Of course there are always those people who wonder what Fred is....Very embarrasing for Fred..How would you like it if we...Oh never mind.

Swamp friends

2010-01-08T19:15:00.002-06:00

Hello Jeffrey, We have been following your blog from our home in the swamp. We would like you to come visit someday. You would like it here. We cannot really understand how you could live with those....people.

Jeffrey's SORDID past

2009-12-15T17:08:00.005-06:00

To understand Jeffrey, you need to know where he came from. Let's talk about TWA, (Turtle With an Attitude). Jeffrey's father was always known as a free spirit. He traveled far and wide and has been rumored to have gotten into many tight situations. On a recent road trip to Leadville Colorado, he was accidentally accused of being involved with a holdup at the local bank. The sheriff caught up with him outside of the Silver Dollar Saloon.

TWA just looked down the barrel of the gun.

Now is this the face of A GUILTY TURTLE?

After a short stay in the Leadville jail he was brought before the 'Hangin judge', honorable Jim Beam. He had to be released however when all the eye witnesses described the robbers height as being between 5' 7" and 6'. TWA stood only 8 to 10 inches...even on his hind legs.

2009-12-08T11:10:00.003-06:00

Lunchtime

It is a very dangerous time for baby turtles.

Anything that catches the adult turtles attention is a possible meal.

They usually react in the same pattern when examining food. Look, approach:>sniff...WHACK!! then bite.

RUN, LITTLE JEFFREY RUN!!

OPPs, to late.....at least for the goldfish. Heehee

2009-12-08T11:00:00.001-06:00

One of the first things I noticed about Jeffrey was that he yawned a lot.
His eyelids didn't seem to open all the way.

And he had a sleepy look about him.
As a concerned parent I made note of this.

Jeff & NCs ring

2009-12-08T10:52:00.003-06:00

Here is a picture as Jeffrey admires Jon's handiwork on Nancy's ring.

He was only a few weeks old at this time.

2009-11-13T16:02:00.001-06:00

Finally the happy day was upon us.

2009-11-13T15:59:00.003-06:00

Jeffrey's egg was pretty small.

Just a little larger than a dime.

Early in the afternoon of 10.13.03
a friend, Jeff Richards
was looking into my turtle terrarium
when he spotted something odd.
He dicovered an egg in the process of
breaking open.
In honor of his quick eye the baby turtle now had it's name.

Love was in the air

2009-11-10T12:14:00.003-06:00

For Jeffrey, this is when it all began.

It was a warm spring day, April 5th 2003

love was in the air

Twelve weeks later Fred laid 6 perfect eggs.

The proud parents kept close watch over them.

2009-08-03T14:50:00.000-06:00

Baby jeffrey hunting his first meal....a little happy baby fly...named NC...

2009-08-03T14:47:00.001-06:00

Proud parents Fred and TWA examine their egg stash

2009-08-03T14:43:00.001-06:00

Announcing

The hatching of

Jeffrey Fred-Twa

Found hatching from egg on 10-13-2003 at 12:36 pm

Weighing 5.4grams & 1.125” length

Proud Mother, Fred

Proud Father, T. W. A.

Keeping up with turtleman

2009-08-03T09:58:00.000-06:00

Try to keep up will ya...